Take me out to the ballgame, buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don’t care if I ever come back! Er, wait, wait…actually, I do want to come back! What have I done?! Please, let me come back, I don’t want to live at a baseball stadium! This place is so icky! There are peanut shells on the ground and there is a pig trough in the men’s room! Well, I suppose the fact that there are peanut shells on the ground is a good thing. That means some people must have been eating some tasty peanuts! Maybe they bought them at Trader Joe’s?! I mean, they are roasted to a fine crunch, perfectly salted to my liking, and they are ever so conveniently packaged in a manage-ably sized bag so I don’t have to buy a 19 lb. sack and feel like Dumbo the elephant eating peanuts for 8 months! Now the pig trough on the other hand, I can’t really find the silver lining in that one. Go grab a bag! They are great! $0.99
